The past tense of tweet
by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010

Wow look at that twat!
by Joe January 6, 2007

by little miss sunshine' (: August 23, 2009

1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry.
2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!
2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!
1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone!"
"It's BlackBerry."
"Yeah, whatever man!"
"Twat."
2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"
"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."
"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."
*hangs his head in shame*
"It's BlackBerry."
"Yeah, whatever man!"
"Twat."
2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"
"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."
"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."
*hangs his head in shame*
by someone closer than you think. October 3, 2009

Peyman: "Hey Sedge, David Jackson copied your hairstyle style completely, and basically your life"
Sedge: "I know hes a complete twat"
Sedge: "I know hes a complete twat"
by Olotta Forcekin April 16, 2008

*English man walks into an American bar*
E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!
E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!
by PENISENVYR February 14, 2012

you are a Twat
by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020
