Turtleneck

To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck

Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug

by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016

barbie turtleneck

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out

I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck

by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

turtlenetworkslive

My bestest mutual, turtlenetworkslive.

turtlenetworkslive is my favorite tiktok mutual <3

by kxrljxcobsss September 10, 2021