A phrase used to describe something chaotic, hectic, or difficult to understand. Thought to have originated in lower Alabama, perhaps in Baldwin or Mobile county.
"College is such a Turkish Gameshow"
Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."
Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."
by fbgLyre September 9, 2010
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Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!
by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009
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in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."
"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007
Get the TURKISH REVENGE mug.Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.
Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.
by Dr. PhilGood January 4, 2009
Get the turkish drill press mug.The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
by Evergreen-Academy April 24, 2006
Get the turks mug.After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues
Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.
by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."
by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014
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