tumblr

Tumblr is a blog, where the most mainstream of people pretend to be indie /alternative. They are somehow under the impression that by posting pictures of scantily clad models in cut off shorts and ray-bans smoking pot, and by blogging about the joy of summer makes them indie. It doesn't. It makes them as mainstream of the the rest of us.

They often will post the link to their tumblr , in the box below their photo on facebook, or link it anonymously over formspring, so more people can blog their amazing photos . It's a vicious cycle.

-Over facebook-

Claud: Omg bebe, I <3 ur tumblr!!!!!1 it's sahhh indie
Emma: omgg thxx, whats ur called ??/
Claud: mines theessenceofsummer.

Emma: omg sahh orgiinal beb
Claud: *re-blogs photos*

by saindiebeb January 25, 2011

tumblr

A website where you waste all of your time but end up feeling good about it.

I was on tumblr all day. Another day well spent.

by ocd22 August 4, 2012

Tumblr

A hell hole consisting of hideous creatures known as Social Justice Warriors and 12 year old girls. While many claim that this site is a place for you to express yourself without being judged, this is somewhat true. However, if you happen to be white, heterosexual, cis, Christian, or any form of right winger or Libertarian(or if you are a combination of all, i.e. Tumblr's worst nightmare), you are treated like Satan incarnate and will be condemned no matter how much of a good person you are. The site has a bad reputation for this exact reason.

While many good, funny, and cute things can come out of it, however, the bad as per usual overshadows the good. Besides the infamous SJWs(or feminazis, whatever you prefer), you have a mass amount of fangirls(many of which ship things that shouldn't even be possible for the series, or are just plain fucking stupid), furfags, roleplayers. and many other monstrosities.

Please, if you ever value your social life(or even better for this matter, IQ points and brain cells), do yourself a favor and STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED. AVOID IT LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE.

Person A: Whoa, you look like shit! What happened?
Person B: I stayed up all night on Tumblr.
Person A:...really? GTFO and don't talk to me again you Honey Nut Queerio.

by cynicalismcanbefunnysometimes July 23, 2015

tumblr

a drug

person 1: whatchu doing?
person 2: on tumblr
person 1: is that a drug?
person 2: yeah.

by trololoperson September 10, 2011

Tumblr

n. A website where users promote fanatical, extremist, and hateful ideas and positions while veiling themselves as victims of similar things to justify their hypocrisy.

n. That website where your all your favorite deviant art artists disappeared to, to promote their art while also laughing at funny gif captions their friends posted.

Joe: did you see that captioned gif on tumblr? it's so funny!

by Parasaw January 21, 2015

Tumblr

Tumblr is a place where everyone sold their soul to Satan when we didn't read the Terms of Agreement.

Tumblr is filled with the following:
~hipsters
~porn
~Harry Potter fandom
~Sherlock fandom
~Doctor Who fandom
~Supernatural fandom
~Homestuck fandom
~cats
~food
~drugs
~alcohol
~pretty girls
~LGBT supporters
~fangirls
~music freaks
~depressed people
~obsession with Canada
~obsession with England/Britain/UK
~arguments between American users and British users about the meanings of words
~hedgehog gifs
~youtubers
~cosplayers
~lonely people with no lives
~pictures with song lyrics on them
~Avengers fandom
~Star Trek fandom
~obsession with Robert Downey Jr.
~anon hate
~anon love
~roleplay
~memes
~gifs
~furries
~anime
~shippers
~OTPs
~personal posts
~ranting
~trolls
~posts that were probably posted at 3AM that question the meaning of life
~outer space
~the insane
~paradoxes in posts
~major sleep deprivation

If tumblr people actually left their computers for the real world, we'd probably invent something insanely awesome.

Friend: What is tumblr anyways?
Me: lifecatsmusicbandshipstersfandomsomg<3
Friend: okay then....
Me: TUMBLRTUMBLRTUMBLR<3

by awkotacokitty-rawr August 31, 2013

Tumblr

The place where hipsters, emo's, and social degenerates go to to complain and make attention seeking posts. A place to stay away from and shall not be named.

Hipster friend: Go on tumblr its great! Me: I'm not a hipster and i don't need to be an attention seeking ass hat.

by MangoSpider August 23, 2014