trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.
This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.
by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008
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trumpet

cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.
Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"
by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009
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Trumpet

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him
YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
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Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.
by Show Bobs November 27, 2017
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Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up
Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet
by BabyJazmine February 02, 2010
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trumpet

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.
man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet
by tobcore July 22, 2008
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