Cheeky Trumpet

A sexual fetishistic activity whereby one partner expels mucous from their nose into the other partners butt crack.

Hanz bent over and held his cheeks apart while Franz blew his nose into his ass, he gave Hanz a Cheeky Trumpet

by DJ Shok April 18, 2008

Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.

*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.

by Roc18 April 27, 2010

Donald Trumpet

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

by wte80 October 30, 2016

trumpet section

1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.

2) The section that band directors hate to love.

1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.

2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.

by Daniel Ambrosini August 19, 2006

Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

Trumpet car

Any straight-piped vehicle made by Nissan that uses a VQ engine, including but not limited to, 350Zs, G37s, Altimas, etc

Bro I’ll kick his ass on the strip, he’s got a trumpet car

by buildingconstructionworkerhyde October 7, 2021