Indian Trombone

The excessive and hilarious flatulence one experiences after eating spicy Indian food .

After that dinner last night, I've been playing the Indian Trombone in my office this afternoon, like a virtuoso.

by Capt. Flatus November 11, 2019

trombone

The best low brass instrument in existance! trombones rock

Look at that awesome Conn 88HO Trombone

by kibble-san November 8, 2004

muddy trombone

the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part

Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.

by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009

rusty trombone

When a chick eats your ass out and gives you a stroke job at the same time

Dude, she was a freak she was into the rusty trombone!

by sr1024 January 25, 2005

Rusty Tromblumpcano

n. The extreme fetish act that involves the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which Partner B licks Partner A's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind) only partner A being relieved is having violent diarrhea and partner B is vomiting into the asshole.

While in Europe, I made a German prostitute give me a Rusty Tromblumpcano after taking a large amount of laxatives.

by Lazerspewpew December 19, 2012

trommo

troll bait; text intended to incite idiots to post, declaring null all rational thought

"Your post was just trommo."

by ashleybur83 April 28, 2008

rusty trombone

when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr

so your a muso? hey can you play the rusty trombone then!!!

by scott hutchins May 9, 2004