A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.
Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.
by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.
by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

Jared: "Bro, look at Ash over there, what a BBC."
Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."
Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."
by AshySlashyUniverse September 22, 2022

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
