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turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.
Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.
by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016
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Alex spoor treatment

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way
When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances
by vogla January 24, 2013
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how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.
Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!
by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
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A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019
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TETT'n

A word you scream when you're bored or when you have nothing to say in a conversation. This word can also be used when you see a sexy girl or woman with big overloaded boobs.

From the Dutch word for breasts: Tetten
Sit. 1:
You're at school talking with your friends, suddenly nobody has anything to say, then you scream TETT'n as loud as you can.

Sit. 2:
You're walking on street, suddenly you see a hot, sexy girl or woman with huge boobs, then you say: "Damn, look at those TETT'n."
by Thibi February 3, 2008
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Dutch treat

When everyone in a group is expected to pay their own portion of a dinner bill.
by Daryl May 11, 2003
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Trent Reznor

Greatest lyrical and industrial electronic artist of all time.
by Omnislash March 30, 2003
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