Torpedo-style

Jorking your peenar with immense rotational force

James:"thats a nice poop you got there"
Said James while straight up jorking it Torpedo-style

by Bumbus626 January 29, 2025

pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Double Torpedo

The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"

by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008

jalapeno torpedo

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009