Dick-tay-tor ™

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates

Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor

by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

t(-_-t) or t(-.-t)

The emote of someone giving the finger. Used as a calm, non-nutritive reply to a troll, (usually on a MMO/MMORPG)or just something to piss people off. Whether a _ or a . is used for the mouth is completely optional.

~BobbyJoe56: LEEROY JENKINS
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx:wtf man
~BobbyJoe56: fuck that lol *trollface*
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx: t(-_-t) or t(-.-t)
~BobbyJoe56: . . .
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx: AHAHA! SUCCESS AGAIN!

by xXEmoteQueenXx January 19, 2011

T or T

a game similar to truth or dare where a person will text/say “t or t?” and a person responds with obviously “t” and that gives the question-asker the power to ask ANY question they want; nothing’s off limits. If the person asked the question responds with anything other than “t” then you can’t play the game w them. Send them this link so they understand how to play it.

text from friend: t or t?
you: t
them: omggg yessss you know how to play!! okay so, who do you have a crush on?
you: ugghhh... fine. Bob. I like Bob.
them: :3
you: 🤦🏻 ♀️
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text from a friend: t or t?
you: whaaaat?
them: ugghhh nvm
you: *utter confusion*

by urMomLuvsMe April 26, 2019

tortorice

noun.
The name of someone who totally screws you over.

verb.
to totally screw someone over.

Dude, you totally got tortoriced.

by got_tortoriced March 17, 2008

Tortorella

The coolest fucking shit around.

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

by Thefuckingwalrusofafricaegggmm June 30, 2010

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough

“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker

by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023