toots

1) A girl who rudely farts (or sharts) in her pants in a repetitive fashion.

2) The name given to any girl who is so unsuccesful that they convince themselves that their entire life is a lie and thus projects this onto every person around her.

3) A word also synonomous with slut or skank.

-That girl just farted in class, what a TOOTS.
-Shes just pullin a TOOTS again lying about all these scholarships.
-That girl took it in the face, shes a TOOTS.

by toots19 May 26, 2009

toot

A substantive reward given to a sexual partner usually in the form of an illicit drug.

She let me know she had standards when she whispered in my ear "No root, No toot".

by Michael L Herlihy March 1, 2008

toots

crystal meth, otherwise known as batu

Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?

by Gary89 August 25, 2008

toot

toot

the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Toot

A fat cannabis blunt, not a joint or a wrap, cigar only

Yo lets sit around and smoke toots all day.
I set a record yesterday, smoking nine toots.

by DPags August 10, 2009

toot

A retarded or slow person.

Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.

by David Fukushima March 20, 2004

Choo choo toot toot

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019