tugging Toobin

Publicly masturbating while others watch aghast

Jeffrey thought he'd logged off the Zoom call, and the whole class watched in horror as he started furiously tugging Toobin.

by Harold J. Palmer October 19, 2020

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobin

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin

by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Toobin' off

Verb. The act of masturbating.

I walked in and caught him toobin' off.

by beau grand os October 21, 2020

Toobin Tuggin

The process of self-fulfillment on a Zoom video conference call.

"Another all hands call today. I wonder how many will get confused and start Toobin Tuggin it?"

by All Hands October 20, 2020

Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020

Toobin Zoomin

When you are beating your man's while on a zoom video call

I caught him Toobin Zooming on the call this morning.

by Mindshyne November 11, 2020