Skip to main content

Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
mugGet the Tommen's Beard mug.

ridder tommie

Ridder Tommie is the biggest hero you will ever met. He loves to fight about his best man with the coolest girl you’ll ever know. She always wins the fights because she is a very beautiful and lovely girl.
Look Ridder Tommie is flowergirl on the wedding of his bestfriends.
by Marisssssssss November 24, 2021
mugGet the ridder tommie mug.
Related Words

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
mugGet the Captain Tommed mug.

No Tomment

User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.
by Chipmunksarecute1800 July 26, 2025
mugGet the No Tomment mug.

Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.
"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.
by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018
mugGet the Do A Tommie mug.

Do the tommie

Lifting hands behind head a dry fucking the air
People come far and wide to see him do the tommie
by Tommieess February 9, 2020
mugGet the Do the tommie mug.

Do the tommie

Lifting arms behind head and dry fucking the air out ye nut
People come far and wide to see him do the tommie
by Tommieess February 9, 2020
mugGet the Do the tommie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email