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Tom

Tom's a dumbass
by tomll_ October 21, 2020
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Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee
Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr
by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019
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Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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Tom

Tom is an absolute sexy demon and is loyal to all his homies.
Tom is cool
by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020
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Tom

Tom is a lazy person who watches everyone do work.
Pick up a shovel, don’t be a Tom.
by Jlisicky September 14, 2020
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Tom

An average Joe who sits at the back of the class. he has few friends who he is close with. likes video games and has a Labrador retriever.
Guy 1: who is that
Guy2: That's Tom
Guy 1: oh, ok
by Yeah I guess November 5, 2020
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Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.
by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019
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