Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Toaster

Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"

by Inked July 31, 2006

theasters

(Theee-stirs)n.

a nickname stoners give people that they like.

"duudeeee, you are so chill, you are so theasters!"

by badassdudett April 10, 2008

dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012

toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.

Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."

by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007

toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.

"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."

by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013

toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.

Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.

by jaydog7 October 23, 2012