An old man, typically 70+. Loves Diet Coke and golfing. Has beady blue eyes and whispy white hair. Most importantly, Todd is synonymous with severe obesity, and is a control freak.
by user1947286 September 21, 2019
Get the Todd mug.A Todd seems like a very nice kind person, but when you have trust in him, his shell will slowly drop to show his true colors. A Todd can be nice, however, some are lower than the ground we walk on.
Oh my god, what happened to that girl?
She just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship.
Oh no!
Yeah, Todd really did a number on her.
She just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship.
Oh no!
Yeah, Todd really did a number on her.
by Darkstalker November 7, 2020
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(n)The penultimate cock-blocker, male or female. A person who will employ wit, good looks, charm, force- anything at their immediate disposal to spoil one's chances of hooking up with an attractive and available female in the room.
also:
(v) to cock block
also:
(v) to cock block
watch out for Brock- he'll Todd you all night so long as there are chicks around
Jeanie is such a Todd- as soon as Jane walks in she goes on about the roller derby!
Jeanie is such a Todd- as soon as Jane walks in she goes on about the roller derby!
by dirtypearlofheaven May 25, 2010
Get the Todd mug.To prematurely make a congratulatory remark to an appointment during a Contest ment to ginx the Contest, either by having the opponent let down their guard and thereby giving Todd (or someone else) an edge or by Todd-magic outright.
"Hey James, looks like I have no chance to comeback this week in fantasy football, good game".
This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
by Todd knocker December 17, 2013
Get the Todd mug.(verb) to black out; drink yourself stupid; consume large volumes of alcohol in incredibly, irresponsibly short time frames resulting in incredibly irresponsible decisions, i.e. motorboating random females, putting peanut butter on your dick for your favorite neighborhood dog
"Damn bro I todd'd the fuck out yesterday and woke up with a 42 yr old Filipino stripper with three eye brows." "I'm never todding again." "Fuck this - let's todd."
by bpolti March 31, 2015
Get the todd mug.To Todd someone(future tense), or had Todded(past tense), or Todding(presently doing so) is the meaning to brutally beat someone with a blunt object (preferably with a crowbar) almost to death, then leaving the victim in a locked up building filled with explosives ready to be set off.
(Inspired by Jason Todd's death from Death in the Family/Under The Red Hood, Batman, DC)
"He's asking to get Todded."
"Let's Todd the crap out of him!"
"I'm Todding him so hard now!"
"I just Todded that looser."
"He's asking to get Todded."
"Let's Todd the crap out of him!"
"I'm Todding him so hard now!"
"I just Todded that looser."
by Anonymousbatman November 17, 2016
Get the Todd mug.an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
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