wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.
"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."
by anon4444 September 11, 2013
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When Jesus Wakes up

When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.
by DanArc November 25, 2007
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Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
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Wake-up Break-up

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
by Praerk May 01, 2010
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Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 16, 2010
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mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
by muckraker9000 April 08, 2009
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wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.
Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.
by keith hubbell November 07, 2006
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