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Maury Show

A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.

On a typical paternity episode:

'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"

There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
Maury Show is one of the most entertaining programs ever created.
by Milton66 June 21, 2009
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That '70s Show

The BEST comedy series on televison ever.

Has a awesome cast of hilarious characters including:

Topher Grace as Eric Foreman, Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhardt, Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso, Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde, Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti,and Wilmer Valderama as Fez.
Fez: Every day I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore??
by Hydeing September 3, 2004
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ham show

The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
by doktorfunk September 26, 2005
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house show

A house party that features one or more bands or Disc Jockeys, often local artists, as an underground, non-corporate, usually free or cheap cover event.
My boyfriend and I are going to the house show down the street on Friday to hear our favorite band, "The Gossip."
by KGreenhaw December 2, 2007
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No Show Steve

A person who is notoriously late or doesn't show up for social events. Typically this person is named Steve
Classic No Show Steve at it again
by daddy02134 May 16, 2020
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shit show

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck
"The picnic turned into a real shit show because that bozo decided to throw rocks at that hornet's nest."
by Burnov September 18, 2003
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the juicy show

The Juicy Show aired on WGSU, 89.3 the Revolution from 1999-2003. The host of the show, Dj Du, held down the only hip hop show that SUNY Geneseo's radio station had for 4 years. Now, the station features many more hip hop shows and includes them in rotation.

But the juicy show was more than a hip hop show. It featured a playlist of (international) music that was delectable and fun to listen to; often focused on the beaty, rhythmic sounds found in Indian, Spanish, Electronic, and Reggae music. The Juicy Show is rumored to make a comeback on the air via podcast.
Is it time? Is it really time for Dj Du and the Juicy Show? Holla (echo)
by Dj Du December 3, 2005
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