tide on the go

The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

by Wang Willy March 17, 2012

dump tide

when the change in the ocean tides carries trash and miscellaneous objects up onto the beach

A girl is walking on the beach and sees a bunch of trash. She says "Wow! It must've been a dump tide."

by DoodleBug95 June 5, 2010

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 2, 2018

red tide

A type of algae that uniquely grows red. Is a sign of unclean water.

The red tide has moved into the bay

by dtaps August 4, 2006

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018