Tide Pods

A tasty snack that helps with all your problem, commonly found in the cleaning section.

I wanna die, anyone got a tide pods?

by crybabybitchh February 05, 2018

Tide line

The lines of congealed juices left on the insertion member from the amount of inserts

I was left with some serious tide lines from being with your mother!

by MrPabloE May 18, 2019

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B February 15, 2011

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

Tide Bitch

A term for an angry girl who is PMSing

Guy 1: Why is she so upset?
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch

ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH

by Tide Bitch July 18, 2016

red tide

A type of algae that uniquely grows red. Is a sign of unclean water.

The red tide has moved into the bay

by dtaps August 04, 2006

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ January 17, 2018