Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

check the ticker

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.

Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.

by Freaqish September 12, 2008

tuckers

A person that commenly masterbates in the corner while no one else is looking. and sometimes while people are. Also this person tends to be fake towards girls to get in their pants.

wow that dude is so fake, he is such a tuckers. He should just go in a corner or something.

by jesstheslut August 24, 2006

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

lotto tickets

In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.

yo, ya wanna throw dome some scrilla on a few lotto tickets?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017