A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!

After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.

by maggie0285 March 7, 2021

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Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

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