Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.

The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.

by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019

Soiled

Meaning that you shat your pants.

Father I have soiled myself.

by shittihs February 17, 2023

Soiled

An exclamation similar to “Kobe!” that’s uttered when something happens that’s so good it makes you shit yourself

“Did you hear the new MGK single? Soiled!”

by MechanicalRomance April 12, 2021