Friendship seat

The seat in a row of airline seats that isn't a window seat or an aisle seat. A middle seat.

Analagous to bitch seat in a car

Mike: Hey Joe, let's switch tickets
Joe: No way, I don't want to sit in the friendship seat

by Tomas K December 22, 2008

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

in the back seat

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.

Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.

by S-G-DAWG December 19, 2008

man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.

*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life

by King Chard July 21, 2007

Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

by rancors! April 30, 2011

Toilet Seat

Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.

"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!

by Domenico Tavella September 26, 2006

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010