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Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands
My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"
by Spobret July 26, 2018
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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc
1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
by mustbetom December 1, 2013
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Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.
Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.
by Gabounski January 27, 2005
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shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.
The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
by rotfloling April 12, 2009
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fram mitten

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics
Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!
by eyeznteef July 14, 2010
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Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.
"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".
by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010
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