Malte

Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy

Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?

by JUJUSmth January 3, 2017

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Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits

Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char

by Ju1 June 8, 2019

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chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

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Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.

Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock

by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021

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Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever

I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor

by ralphpeabody25 January 30, 2023

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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

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