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fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs
Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden
by chamegachell May 1, 2021
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Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
by Lofor October 5, 2017
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Malte

Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
“Malte looks so good today

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
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Malte

A good looking guy, there always want you the best.

Malte = sex, humour, love
Oooh you most be Malte since you are so sexy
by Jackbooted April 17, 2017
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Malte

He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him
malte
by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019
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malte

This is a name for a booze-loving male person. He does love alcohol, even when he wakes up the next day
His name is malte.

So he loves alchohol
yup!
by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
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