by http://onlycuckold.com November 1, 2018

Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.
by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010

by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.
“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”
by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"
Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....
by StrenuousBowels March 28, 2014

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.
by Budwudder March 7, 2015

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015
