Cum-Lube

Using another man's ejaculate as lubricant.

First guy creampies her pussy. The next guy gets cum-lube sloppy seconds.

by http://onlycuckold.com November 1, 2018

tinky lube

Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.

oil bacon grease petroleum jelly cats smelly feet tinker tinky lube

by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010

well-lubed

An adjective used to describe a person who is smooth, suave, and in control.

Damn, Brendan is so cool; I wish I was as well-lubed as him

by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011

Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

Lava Lube

An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"

Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....

by StrenuousBowels March 28, 2014

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015