Donk

The word was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.

Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!

Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?

Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.

Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?

Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:

A DONK!!

by BurtonReingold October 29, 2009

Donk

Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.

"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."

by odieodieo September 1, 2009

donk

1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.

2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.

3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.

1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.

2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.

3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.

by Devveyovich January 6, 2008

Donk

a donk is a cross breed between a dog and a donkey.

Look at that Donk trying to save the world.

by Johnny_aint_dead July 31, 2007

Donk

The Engine of a car, usually a V8 351 Windsor Ford engine.

Pull the donk out and replace it fool!

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

donk

99% of the fulltilt/pokerstars community

when donks suck out on me i skull fuck their grandmothers

by LarryHanson September 13, 2007

donk

In Tetris, misplacing a tetrad in a way that causes large gaps beneath said tetrad, usually caused by dropping the peice before checking to make sure it is aligned properly, or by not having enough time to manipulate the peice before it falls. Technically it is a verb, but can easily be used as a noun.

"You're near the top of the screen. Be careful you don't donk."

"Dammit, that was a total donk!"

by SalientAlien July 12, 2005