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The Kiki vibe check 

When someone passes the Kiki vibe check it means they are weird, but safe. They're quite odd, but in a good way. They're really fun while your mental health is safe from toxic behaviour when you get close to them. Most of people that pass the Kiki vibe check are either lgbtq+, neurodivergent, mentally ill, anime/cartoon enthusiast, a memer or all of the above. Thought falling into one of those categories isnt' a requirement.
Person1:Dude, do you like to hang out with Sophie?

Person2:I mean she's fun, but she didn't pass the Kiki vibe check...

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Check What's In The Bain-Marie 

-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.

-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.
Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"

check in with the chancellor 

To act of advising your spouse or significant other about an event in which you wish to participate in that may be frowned upon. This person, "the chancellor" is able to veto the activity if and when they deem necessary, which is usually always.
"You wanna play cards with us tonight?"
"Yah, but I just have to check in with the chancellor first!"

check me in the back 

The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure
"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"

Check's in the mail 

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."