Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.

I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.

by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021

nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
“you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025

The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!

"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"

by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025

Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds

wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-

by 0mAkine January 8, 2025

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023