Twistie Treat

A nicely rolled joint.

Hey peeps do you want to blow a Twistie Treat. Man I could use a Twistie Treat right about now.

by Magni October 17, 2009

Twisty disty

When the giver slobs on the knob in a 180 degree sideways motion rapidly. In one hand is both balls, the other hand jerking the recipient off rapidly.

Bitch if you don’t give me some twisty disty I’m gonna shove my toe up your ass!!!

by Dick bill March 14, 2018

chicken twisty

A French version of an Aussie slanged “wristy” meaning a “handjob”

Hey guys you’d never believe who gave me a chicken twisty last night

by DDTB69 January 12, 2018

twisty love

an amazing and beautiful person that is like no other in the whole world

i wish i could be a twisty love

by sisterr=]]]] September 03, 2006

Twisty-dick

To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.

Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.

Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:

You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"

Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(

You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."

Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D

by JDSmith February 17, 2010

Twisty Koi

A sexual act in which a women is hogtied and penetrated with a fish.

Sorry, dude. Can't hang out today. I have to hit the hardware store and the aquarium so I can Twisty Koi Susie tonight.

by the hoipolloi July 24, 2008

twisty twist

another way to say giving or getting head

i herd Becky gave you that good twisty twist last night

by yonnie2399 November 14, 2017