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Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.
John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler
by Getf3d August 26, 2013
mugGet the Ruler Droolermug.

Ruler fight day

November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler
'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled
by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021
mugGet the Ruler fight daymug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Ruler Foods

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.
Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025
mugGet the Ruler Foodsmug.

retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.
EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
by CJ2024 March 5, 2024
mugGet the retractable rulermug.

RuLer PS

Sabz mom neesher
by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021
mugGet the RuLer PSmug.

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.
“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”
by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022
mugGet the straighter than a rulermug.

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