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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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Gutter puddle

dirty or arrogant person. more or less a douche bag
wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.
by M0l0ch May 15, 2010
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Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS
Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle
by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017
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Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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hug puddle

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.
by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018
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Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.
I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.
by 3van7 February 22, 2011
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Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018
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