by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004
A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
by Aviator518 November 16, 2008
girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).
girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009
The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
by d-bomba March 20, 2010
Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.
by bigmick02132 October 04, 2005
A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.
Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!
by The Real Slim Tayde August 17, 2013
Cherry otter loves to annoy the friends that get easily annoyed. She is sarcastic and easily annoyed. She loves saying smh and birdseeds for some odd reason. She loves polar bears. She's very smart but procrastinates a lot. She is brutally honest and will tell you when you did something wrong. Once you find a cherry otter, you should never let her go. She's one of a kind, but she already has a boyfriend, so it's too late.
Pawn basin: Hey have you seen cherry otter?
Milk Butterfly; I think she's hanging out with pineapple blobfish
Pawn Basin : Oh thanks! i need to ask her out :)
Milk Butterfly; I think she's hanging out with pineapple blobfish
Pawn Basin : Oh thanks! i need to ask her out :)
by milkbutterfly January 30, 2019