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dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions
Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"
by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004
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Otter Pop

A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."

Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
by Aviator518 March 30, 2009
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otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.
by d-bomba March 20, 2010
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otter thumper

girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).
girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!
by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009
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brushing the otter

the act of a male manually relieving himself, rubbing one out, or jacking off
Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.
by bigmick02132 July 20, 2008
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Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.
"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."
by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017
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Team Otters

Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other.

When you love someone very much you commit to support and hold their hand no matter what. And you'll get through everything and never drift away from each other because you're Team Otters.

Life can be tough, but Team Otters is tougher.
Anna and Scott are Team Otters! They're so lucky to have each other!
by _nabana July 27, 2016
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