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Match Slut

Usually refers to a female, one who constantly goes on dates with different men she meets on match.com just for the free dinners or to feel desired.
Butterflylove259 is a total Match Slut so don't even bother giving her an E-Wink.
by onad666 November 24, 2009
mugGet the Match Slutmug.

burnt match

by Anonymous September 14, 2003
mugGet the burnt matchmug.

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.
Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...
by Lenny C October 30, 2007
mugGet the Matches Are Freemug.

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross
1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties
by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010
mugGet the match nastiesmug.

soccer match

If he got a soccer match shirt on he can get it
by Kavstagram69 February 14, 2020
mugGet the soccer matchmug.

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.
Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*
by zaiahy June 20, 2020
mugGet the Match the puzzlemug.

plowing match

When two or more male plowers engage in a competition to determine which is better suited for rough vaginal, anal and/or oral intercourse with one or more female plowees.
Dylan and myself challenged one another to a plowing match
by Sir Cum Sized June 15, 2017
mugGet the plowing matchmug.

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