Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

Kaitlin

Kaitlin is a very sex hungry person who is to scared to share there desires with there partner. Kaitlins are usually anxious about intimacy

Kaitlins so anxious today

by Panda178 March 12, 2022

The Kaitlin

Dipping your balls on a convertible toy car and taking them for a ride.

My balls were sweaty, so I busted the Kaitlin to dry them off.

by ScrewyLuie July 11, 2019

Kaitlin Collins meal

the act of having a specific man cumming inside a Dorito bag a few hours before someone eats it.

oh damn it seems someone made me a Kaitlin Collins meal!

by Iyahxsisive November 5, 2020

Kaitlin

Kaitlins are leaders. They are born to be a star. Most kaitlins are beuatiful and very intelligent. They are hardworking and try there best with everything they do. They give everything 100% effort. She is normally kind and caring, but don't get on her bad side. Kaitlins are never afraid to through a punch to protect someone close to them. They always have a story to tell, which are guaranteed to be very interesting. Kaitlins are very mature and learn how to do things most adults can't do at a very young age. They are not afraid of talking to guys, but can get a little shy sometimes. Kaitlins are the bestest friends as they will always have your back and will help you through all of the rough times. If you have a Kaitlin in your life, you are a very lucky person.

Kaitlin is so amazing

by Katie Snoodle January 25, 2019

Kaitlin

Kaitlin is a confused girl, smart as fuck, is usually a complete bitch, fucks her showerhead at least twice times a week

"omg ur such a Kaitlin"

by iihcnney :] November 28, 2021

Kaitlin

A bad motherfucker. Beautiful but sinister.

“ Have you seen Kaitlin though? She’s so sexy.”

by elementsofthereal May 11, 2023