Hovering Shan

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.

"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"

by CLTKOW April 30, 2022

hover ass

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

by professor wordgasm June 18, 2014

hover mom

Just as it sounds, an overly cautious mother who thinks her kid is in extreme danger all the time and can't bare to leave it's side.

hover mother hover mom

by Nuegy October 30, 2013

Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

hover off

taking a shit with your ass hovering off the seat. usually occurs in public restrooms when the seat has piss all over it.

dood i had to shit so bad at school the other day. i walked in the stall but if was covered in piss. i had to pull a fuckin hover off.

by andy1524 January 11, 2009

hover shit

Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.

Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!"
Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"

by Jen-nifer the butt sniffer November 27, 2009