Dirty Greta

When you fuck a hot Russian blonde and fill a condom with feces and urine (of any source) and stuff it in her mouth for a tighter fit during follacio and the added risk factor that if you go too hard Greta will have a condom full of shit in her mouth
Brrooooo, I totally gave a dirty Greta last night.
by Penis_disliker July 20, 2022
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Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.
I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?
by nonbeanarynerd May 08, 2024
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greta and colby

The best couple you will ever meet! They are the cutest together! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH AND BOTH ARE FUCKIN ADORABLE!
by Cutestcouples October 24, 2019
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Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.
I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.
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Greta

An annoying twin sister that looks like a dude
I hate Greta so much
by Thor da more March 31, 2020
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Greta

Greta’s are very interesting people to say the least. They don’t hesitate when telling someone the truth and their opinion. They can be very sensitive and wear their heart on their sleeve. Greta’s sense of justice and morals are unmatched. They will do anything to stand up for themselves and others when they have been wronged. They are very smart and enjoy athletics. They can have blonde hair and blue eyes occasionally. Greta’s are very loyal friends, so you should keep them. They show up when no one else does and are dependable when others aren’t. They also tend to be perfectionists and have minor OCD, but they are totally worth it. But you should know that when it comes down to it, they probably love there dogs more.
“Greta just stopped by to drop off cookies.”
by Clof2025 December 01, 2021
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