Gianni is THAT GUY. Gianni is a god amongst men, he is the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, a TRUE definition of a Giga Chad. A whopping 8'9 feet, his sexy jawline is a perfect 116 degrees, his uncontrollable charisma makes him constantly drown in poon and woman, more money then you will ever make in your pathetic lifetime, fucking ripped and shredded out of his mind, if his chiseled manly hunk of a body were to be ever shown to a mere mortal like you, your eyes would melt from the inside out from looking at such perfection He literally shines glistering gold, his aura makes anyone drop to their knees and pray. Any woman that looks in his direction, she would immediately orgasm out of control and fall into a deep obsession. Its even worse for the men, knowing that the superior man of all men, literally walks amongst them. Every guy on Earth is a soy boy compared to this man. Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? Wrong, she just never met sexy Gianni. Oh you think your rich? Wrong, he owns your house, city, state, country, and the whole globe. Oh you're breathing air. Wrong, he let you breath, be grateful. He is Jesus himself. Everyone loves him. If you didn't understand that all, W man
Guy 1: I swear, I saw God last night, just walking on the street like a normal guy!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!
by TheRealGianni August 14, 2022
by InnocentG March 07, 2024
Giannis is my daddy!!!
by lolkillzone November 20, 2021
Extremely handsome and intelligent; animal lover with insanely good humour. Generous with his time and very helpful, especially when it comes to enlightening others on topics he is passionate and knowledgeable about. Excellent friend, even better lover.
by elbell300 August 16, 2023
a large man who claims to have lose weight & workout but doesn't. he always tries to take the spotlight no matter where he goes however... just not better.
Gianni strikes again.
by perc enjoyer January 08, 2023
Konstantinos and Giannis are ment to be together. They spimply complete each other. They tell jokes, they eat a lot and they touch each other in privet places....
by Ur mums "special guest" November 20, 2021
A perfect guy who gives gifts to his friends, if you find yourself meeting one be sure to get on his good side.
by Cyber Coffee December 09, 2021