Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

gong fucker

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit

" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"

by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009

Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.

Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.

by Neolexicon August 1, 2016

gong-show

gong-show; a one word term to describe a stupid occurance, or a stupid environement

man trying to show alch the way is like going to a fucking gong-show; man i went to the mall its a fucking gong-show

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

yobble gong

A Yobble Gong is someone who smells like fish,curry and urine. It is genuinely used when describing a creature that goes by the name of “ Donald Trump ”.

He’s such a Yobble Gong!
Look at that Yobble Gong!!

by BILBOxSWAGGINS69 February 15, 2018

Falun Gong

1. A traditional Chinese spiritual discipline for mind and body. The practice involves slow, gentle movements and meditation. Its principles are based on Truth, Compassion, and Tolerance.

2. A spiritual practice that is currently being persecuted in China and is being attacked by propoganda.

The people practiced Falun Gong excercises together in the morning at the park.

The Falun Gong practitioner did not talk back when being insulted.

by Arlune April 14, 2005

Bang a Gong

The act of snorting a line of Cocaine.

Wanna bang a gong of this eightball?

by Phillip H. Donahue December 6, 2003