No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns

Ewan Joseph Johnson is Cool

by MindGaming January 18, 2017

national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

Ewan Warr

Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.

(He also owns all the women including your mother)

"Omg look! Its Ewan Warr!"

by Literal_Mold March 18, 2021

Ewan Mcgregor

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.

omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*

by SoupyWan January 30, 2022