Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 13, 2023
did u hear about everetts sister
by biastitan495 April 23, 2019
Noun
a nasty quadruplegic (amputee missing 4 limbs) with the lowest intelligence and most distateful behavior in the universe.
adjective;
the lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior and considered to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe.
a nasty quadruplegic (amputee missing 4 limbs) with the lowest intelligence and most distateful behavior in the universe.
adjective;
the lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior and considered to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe.
I saw an erol everett after it had been run over by a car; it was more disgusting than if it were alive.
by Ra-Atum-Harakte-Khapri November 7, 2021
The bestaying person in the world. At first she may be shy,but she has no trouble making friends. Once she is gone friend she will stick with you through thiccc and not thiccc. If you ever find a madi, never let her go
by 😅😄😃😂😀😊☺😇 March 23, 2019
these are the best friends anyone could ask for, i love them all with all my heart & they all deserve the world ❤️❤️
by your nan <3 September 14, 2021
Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
by AllahAkbarbitch🕶️ May 5, 2022