After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
by virginphobic November 25, 2021
Get the Mount Everett Regional High Schoolmug. Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
Get the Everettmug. The bestaying person in the world. At first she may be shy,but she has no trouble making friends. Once she is gone friend she will stick with you through thiccc and not thiccc. If you ever find a madi, never let her go
by 😅😄😃😂😀😊☺😇 March 23, 2019
Get the madison everettemug. by AllahAkbarbitch🕶️ May 4, 2022
Get the Everett flomomug. "omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
by tangythestinkystinker May 1, 2025
Get the everett the stinkermug. Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
Get the Everettmug. A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
by moreanus123 November 22, 2021
Get the Everettmug.