Dries

The coolest most amazing and good looking person on earth. Somehow he is better than anyone else. He's also not writing this definition.

I wish I were like a dries

by LOL42069420LOL April 8, 2021

Dries

He’s a cunt

Is that dries

Yeah

Isn’t he a cuck
Dude ur too nice

by Dries gay June 11, 2019

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

by Pritvik Pratap October 16, 2023

The Dries

Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.

Hey man, got any good shit? I'm hurting bro, I got the dries.

by Firechaser March 15, 2018

dri

when something is cringe/unfunny when that person really thought they did smfin

embarrasses the shit out of people when they really thought they were funny

guy 1: bro skibidi rizz
guy 2: bro that was dri

by lol same jk February 3, 2024

Dries

Dries is the most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He is sweet, cute, funny and SUPER HOT. He's also the best boyfriend on earth and trust me, you're lucky if you have a Dries in your life cause he will do everything for you if he really cares about you. People with the name Dries mostly fall in love with people with the name Merel. Legends say that they are supposed to be a power couple (source: trust me bro)

Everyone needs a Dries in their life! They are so perfect!

by driesloverxx November 20, 2021

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014