1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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by henchman24 May 5, 2011
Get the Kentucky Creamermug. by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005
Get the pope creamermug. The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.
Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010
Get the artificial creamermug. John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
Get the steamed creamermug. by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014
Get the rusty creamermug. 
Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
Get the Cannoli Creamermug.