Crane-ing

Someone who builds themselves up constantly and is obsessed with being a self made person even if they're not. It is both a positive and negative term depending on the context.

"Omg you are crane-ing so hard"

by frenchslayer69 October 28, 2023

J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019

Crane gang

The Crane gang is a group of academics associated with possessing crane paper origami. Although the word gang is associated with criminal activity, members of the Crane gang are not affiliated with criminal activity. Members of the Crane gang generally release research articles relating to biology.

"John is an associate of the Crane gang."

by DanielJHS09 February 22, 2023

Chasing Cranes

The act of going to different construction sites looking for work.

Call the hall or start chasing cranes.

by Jimbob R November 2, 2020

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 6, 2019

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.

Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.

by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011