an act that must be done in council bluffs, iowa. A whore walks on all fours through a line of guys on each side and they all cum on her as she goes by.
by Supersievers3 March 24, 2008
It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.
by Nick P. March 20, 2004
Put a chick in a bathtub and jump up on the sides with one foot on each side. Starting on one end, Squat and slowly walk down the sides of the tub while dumping all over her. When you get to the end turn around and make your way back to the other side while pissing off all your poo.
by kpthook1012 October 28, 2013
by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010
(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.
Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!
by mhibma August 30, 2005
3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.
Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?
by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008
alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
by Bill Cosby July 21, 2004