Porn Bulk

A phase in a young man’s life when consumption of online pornography leads to eating excessive food. Resulting in increased body mass.

I can’t wait to get out of school, I’m deep into my porn bulk for the next football season.

by Hairy black guy June 16, 2025

thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.

"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.

by Posh cunt machete May 1, 2021

Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.

That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.

by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023

bulk dardy

someone who carries a bulk package of dardyness around their waist to attract the opposite sex during mating season. By pulling them into their gravitational pull

kenny: Hey man, got your bulk dardy package yet?

victoria: yeh bro the whole set
kenny: That's mint, coz mating seasons like tomorrow ayye bro
victoria: ohh fuk bro almost forgot ayeee
Kenny: Thats awkard, coz im bi
victoria: double wammy.
Kenny: lol
victoria: k bye.

by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011

Mr. Bulk

Strongest man on earth, the only one who could defeat Thanos

Look! here comes Mr. Bulk, our lord and savior!

by Balala könig von Balalaland March 12, 2019

hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park…

this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit…

by ..suburb..shoota.. December 6, 2021

Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.

B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!

by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023