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bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.
That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.
by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023
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Mr. Bulk

Strongest man on earth, the only one who could defeat Thanos
Look! here comes Mr. Bulk, our lord and savior!
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hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park
this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit
by ..suburb..shoota.. December 6, 2021
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Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023
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Bulk Room Gang

Bulk Room Gang is a group of various creatives and entrepreneurs primarily based in Abuja, Nigeria but with a reach as far as Yemen and South Africa. The name Bulk Room Gang comes from the practice of going to the Bulk Room in a bank to withdraw or deposit large sums. The group itself can be described as a secret society but members do not hide their association. The group is affiliated to the 7 network and the numbers 1,4 & 7 are used in the group’s lingo. What the group does exactly is unknown.
The Lamborghini Boys just pulled up Yunno it’s Bulk Room Gang season
by jajagang November 28, 2022
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Bulk Many

Bulk Many is generally used in terms of measurement when there is a large amount of something.
You should know, I am hilarious and have made bulk many funnies tonight!

Having bulk many issues!!

How many, bulk many!
by Dark Phoenyx April 19, 2019
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