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The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 7, 2020
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Albuquerque

A magical faraway place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy, and the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.
"I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque"
by Robiginal October 25, 2025
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albuquerque

Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
In the beginning, there were Meth Zombies and they ruled Albuquerque.
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Albuquerque

The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
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going full albuquerque

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"
by trainfan March 8, 2025
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Albuquerque Achoo

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
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Albuquerque

That place where the meth is at
Jesse: Yo mr white we need to cook
Walt: Ok
Jesse: yeah bitch
Walt: Only In Albuquerque
by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022
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