n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.
by Simon Overmind March 13, 2008
Get the porno bruisemug. When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.
Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?
*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*
Man- Oh I can think of a way.
*cheesy grin*
*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*
Man- Oh I can think of a way.
*cheesy grin*
by Sir Charles of Reno February 24, 2008
Get the porno leanmug. After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.
"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"
"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"
by Firezombie February 26, 2008
Get the Porno Penismug. by PervCanuck January 13, 2011
Get the porno lipsmug. by Pizza'man April 20, 2021
Get the Porno milkmug. German Term for cool. Used from Teens to express that they like something.
But could also mean your horny.
But could also mean your horny.
L.: Mate, seen that stuff Thommygun did yesterday?
A.: Yep remember that, sick bastard!
L.: Sure, but was fucking funny!
A.: Yep, Voll Porno!
A.: Yep remember that, sick bastard!
L.: Sure, but was fucking funny!
A.: Yep, Voll Porno!
by Dr Thommyathy Frankling November 25, 2010
Get the Voll Pornomug. Some chick named Asia Steel or whatever the fuck needs to fuck every guy in her city in 24 hours to prevent the end of the world.
by PulpFictionFan94 March 20, 2017
Get the porno plotmug.