Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.

Spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" with my phrase:

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
So we can have a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction ooh! whoa!"

by Dave Egner January 4, 2009

Textual Assault

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

by goblingirl May 2, 2009

textual

of, pertaining to or for sex while in a text messaging conversation

occurring between two or more individuals in an intimate text messaging relationship

I don't think I can go down that path with you Kevin. I prefer to keep our relationship "textual."

by ssr March 17, 2008

Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.

*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.

by alison11 April 29, 2009

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010

textual standoff

When a man and woman, not yet in a committed relationship, hold out on texting each other, typically after a sexual encounter with each other, for fear of their partner thinking that they are "too clingy." Similar to a wild west standoff, except with texts not revolvers.

Manuel- Have you heard from Sarah since that party last weekend?
Craig- No, we banged in the bathroom, but now I'm in a textual standoff with her.

by Slate G Rov May 20, 2010