Teabag 

Verb - To dip one's clock weights into another's mouth.

Dude, I totally teabagged that chick from the bar last night!

Teabag by Echo 10 November 13, 2006

teabag 

putting your balls on someones forehead or in there mouth

I Teabagged Her ass last night!

Arabian goggles are fun

teabag by nick April 16, 2005

Teabag 

A dip pouch or a portion of snus

I ran out of cigarettes, can I get one of your teabags?

Teabag by Gringo the Clown September 6, 2010

TeaBag 

1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face

1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"

TeaBag by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009

teabag 

A method of birth control. This is when a man inserts his "sack" into hot water of a bathtub for at least a minute. This effectively kills all the sperms inside (as they only live under a very strict temperature range). The man then proceeds with intercourse not having to worry about getting the woman pregnant.

John's girlfriend asked John if he could please get her pregnant. John didn't want to be a father, so he told his girlfriend "yes" but made sure to teabag himself without letting his girlfriend know prior to intercourse.

teabag by Dalios March 13, 2011

teabag 

To be affiliated with one, Santosh.

I am thirsty. Oh, why Santosh could help you out with that! Right, Teabag?

teabag by solar3 July 18, 2009

teabag 

To slap your ballsack against the head of a bald man.

See that bald guy over there? He's just waiting to be teabagged.

teabag by Van Damsel April 21, 2008